Susannah Constantine and Trinny Woodall — What Not to Wear

Weidenfeld Nicolson Illustrated 2002 Hardback, 160pp. Best Friends Won't Tell You The Truth. But Trinny & Susannah Aren't Your Best Friends. In matters of style you have to be cruel to be kind. 'Blondes and shiny fabric equals hooker.' 'The top is a disaster. Unless you're four years old.' 'No one looks good in a track suit--not even Madonna or J-Lo.' 'Cropped pants make any woman look like a stunted man.' LOOKING GOOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FASHION TRENDS. IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT NOT TO WEAR. 'We're not shy of making criticisms, ' says Susannah. 'But we wouldn't say, 'You've got a great fat butt--end of story.'' What Not to Wear is a book of hands-on advice and straight-talking guidance that is all about personal style--dressing for your body shape and personality. So what's your problem? No DJ. (ISBN: 9780297843313). Good.